Humor


Random clippings from the Net.

Software bees.
The Dead Donkey Raffle.
A Haskell Lover's Plea.
Every Cycle Is Sacred.
Talking frogs.
Fact vs fiction utility.
Heroic failures.
Dilbert the sex symbol, a Scott Adams piece.
"Abort, Retry Ignore", construed as "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."
The story of Mel, a Real Programmer.
Real Programmers don't use Pascal.
Top 10 anagrams for "information superhighway".
"Astronomers": Doggerel apropos funding.
Bill Lucifer Gates: Ways of getting 666 from Bill/Microsoft.
Forensic science: A legal whodunit.
A professional humorist humorlessly attacks windows95.
Navajo comment on NASA.
Emacs Wizard.
Mainstream reporter "discovers" muds. (Humor unintentional.)
The Last Human Without Windows 95.
US Standard Railroad Gauge or How MilSpecs Live Forever.
Wisdom on the Matterhorn.
Write In C, to the tune of "Let It Be".
"Actual Newspaper Headlines".

A one-question geek test. If you get the joke, you're a geek:
Seen on a VW Beetle's California license plate: "FEATURE".

God is a hacker.
Cakes and Ale in undergraduate Cambridge.
Peeing on the ground: Pavlov never thought of this one!
The Meeting Notice Virus.
Student test answers.
NSA non-mottos.
The Navy strikes again.
Next Generation done Seuss-style.
Dr. (pseudo)Suess On Newt.
Battle Hymn of the Reorg.
Ushering in the Sixth Millenium.
You might be a grad student if...
Sailing the Pea Sea...
C+- : C More Or Less (language summary).
Not-so-common C declarations.
Barrel of Fun -- funniest insurance story ever?
Washington vs Texas vs California.
And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?

"Television, a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
- Ernie Kovacs

Thinkers Anonymous.

Berkeley California, to the tune of "Hotel California".

Error message haiku.