From: ftilley@indirect.com (Felix E. Tilley Jr.)
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.misc
Subject: Re: **VIRUS WARNING** please read
Message-ID: <47s0r4$c80@globe.indirect.com>

No, no, no.  Of course it's true that the Good Times Virus doesn't exist.

The real culprit is the "Meeting Notice Virus".  The Meeting Notice Virus
is extremely distructive.  It has caused ruin to entire industrial,
transportation, and financial empires.  The Meeting Notice Virus is even
more distructive than the Jerusalem virus.  More distructive than nVir.
The WDEF virus is a joke compared to Meeting Notice.

Do Not down load any e-mail message containing the sub-string "meeting notice"
in the Subject: line.  The Meeting Notice Virus can cause your company
enormous damage.  I have not downloaded any meeting notices from my e-mail
for 3 years, and I am doing fine.  I passed this on to all my friends and
co-workers, and they are doing fine too.  The company is doing so-so, probably
because most of the employees have not read my warnings about the Meeting
Notice Virus.

Brothers, and Sisters:  Be forewarned.  The Meeting Notice Virus destroyed
the Cray Computer Company.  The Meeting Notice Virus almost destroyed
Bank of America in the mid 1980's   --   And Bank of America didn't even
have e-mail back then!  That is how destuctive this virus is.  It
does not need the medium of a computer, the Internet, etc, in order to
propagate and do enormous damage.

Brothers and Sisters,  Please, Please pass this warning on to all your
friends and co-workers.