From captain@home.actlab.utexas.edu  Thu Jan 25 00:41:39 1996

> Subject: HUMOR: Collision Course
>
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> Actual radio transcript released by the Chief of Naval Operations
> 10-10-95.
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>
> Station #1:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
>    avoid a collision.
>
> Station #2:  Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South
>    to avoid a collision.
>
> Station #1:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
>    divert YOUR course.
>
> Station #2:  No.  I say again, you divert YOUR course.
>
> Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
>    LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
>
> Station #2.  This is the Puget Sound lighthouse.  It's your call.