Top ten anagrams for "information superhighway"

10. Enormous, hairy pig with fan
9.  Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha!
8.  Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air
7.  When forming, utopia's hairy
6.  A rough whimper of insanity
5.  Oh, wormy infuriating phase
4.  Inspire humanity, who go far
3.  Waiting for any promise, huh?
2.  Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
1.  New utopia? Horrifying sham.