Emacs Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played with each O.S.
>From Unix down to Kronos,
I crashed them, I confess,
But I ain't seen anything like him
Not even in VMS...
That set-mark and bind kid
Sure strokes a mean Emacs.

He sits there never blinking,
Becomes part of the machine,
Controls with either pinkie,
A virtual typing stream,
He optimizes keystrokes,
Swamps your MicroVax...
That set-mark and bind kid
Sure strokes a mean Emacs.

He's an Emacs wizard,
Without a binding list,
An Emacs wizard,
S'got such a calloused wrist.

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions,
He refuses warning bells,
He heeds no cursor flashing,
Types by sense of smell,
He never needs to Undo,
Knows all of Stallman's hacks,
That set-mark and bind kid,
Sure strokes a mean Emacs.

I thought I was
The keyboard-macro kid.
But I just handed my
Emacs crown to him.

Even my usual bindings,
He prefixed all my best.
His disciples feed him Jolt,
and he just does the rest.
He's got super-meta-fingers,
Never hits the cracks...
That set-mark and bind kid,
Sure strokes a mean Emacs.