>Actual 1997 headlines from newspapers.  Enjoy!
>>> Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
>>>
>>>  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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>>> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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>>> Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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>>> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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>>> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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>>>  Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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>>> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>>> British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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>>> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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>>>  Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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>>> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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>>>  Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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>>>  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>>> Stolen Painting Found by Tree
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>>>  Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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>>>  Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
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>>>  War Dims Hope for Peace
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>>>  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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>>> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>>>  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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>>>  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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>>>  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>>> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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>>> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>>>  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>>>  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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>>> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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>>> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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>>> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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>>> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors